What brought Israel to the current times?
Net and Yahoo
What do search engines say when they're happy ?
Yahoo! ;)
How do they access the internet in Israel?
Net and Yahoo.
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
What browser does Super Mario use?
Yahoo!
The apple asked the orange if he knew Chinese.
The orange said, "no, but I can speak mandarin."
Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?
Net n Yahoo.
In Israel, when a basketball player makes a shot without hitting the backboard or the rim, it's traditional to have some chocolate drink.
It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".
I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.
I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo
This is one of my step-dad's favorites, even if a bit old
"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"
"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"
If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.
I've got 99 parabolas Burr bite ab it onedirectionfan69@yahoo.com
Knock knock....
Taught this one to my 3 year old son. He's been entertaining the neighborhood with it.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Yahoo?
No, Google.
Dad drops this whenever I tell him to google something.
"Sometimes, I google myself and when I twitter, I yell 'Yahoo!'"
What browser does supermario use?
Yahoo!
