Yahoo! Puns

A list of puns related to "Yahoo!"

Yahoo might be a dad
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👤︎ u/hhjrxymos
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Dad: Hey kids, did you hear about that crazy lady who got breast implants full of twigs and sticks?

Me: ...no, why? Is another one of your stupid jokes again?

Dad: No, no, no. I read it on my Yahoos and thought it was weird.

Me: Oh... yeah, that is weird I guess.

Dad: It would've been funny if that joke had a punchline, wooden tit?

Me: Dad, no.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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What browser does Super Mario use?

Yahoo!

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👤︎ u/VideoBurrito
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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The apple asked the orange if he knew Chinese.

The orange said, "no, but I can speak mandarin."

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👤︎ u/SirROFLot
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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👤︎ u/megamouth2
📅︎ May 13 2018
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In Israel, when a basketball player makes a shot without hitting the backboard or the rim, it's traditional to have some chocolate drink.

It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ May 22 2017
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I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

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👤︎ u/naMsdrawkcaB1
📅︎ May 24 2017
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This is one of my step-dad's favorites, even if a bit old

"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"

"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"

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👤︎ u/esoper1976
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.

I've got 99 parabolas Burr bite ab it onedirectionfan69@yahoo.com

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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Knock knock....

Taught this one to my 3 year old son. He's been entertaining the neighborhood with it.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ya

Yahoo?

No, Google.

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👤︎ u/frontsign_mike
📅︎ May 23 2016
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Dad drops this whenever I tell him to google something.

"Sometimes, I google myself and when I twitter, I yell 'Yahoo!'"

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👤︎ u/JackieMidnight18
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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What browser does supermario use?

Yahoo!

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👤︎ u/Owen_Ellison
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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