Hawaii Puns
Hello punsters!
My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.
I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.
I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!
Thanks reddit!
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︎ Sep 30 2012
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
April Fools Jokes donβt get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low βHaβ.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What do they call eating ass in Hawaii?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it!?"
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︎ Jan 17 2021
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Every call from Hawaii should be considered a Spam Risk.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Iβm a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
How do you cure sunburn in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
There is nothing kawaii about Hawaii.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Did you hear Hawaii has banned loud laughter?
Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I thought Hawaii was a tourist destination...
But all the license plates there were from in state.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
This is the first year I'm not taking a vacation to Hawaii due to Covid.
Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why didnβt the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
This is going to be the first year our family won't be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19
Usually it's because we can't afford it.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Tell me ONE thing wrong with heavy tourism in Hawaii. Go on.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
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︎ May 07 2020
When you are on welfare in Hawaii, you get free pineapple.
It's called being on the dole.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Hawaii used to be part of a group of 5 identical land masses.
The other four were called Hawhoii, Hawhereii, Hawhatii, and Hawhenii.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
My girlfriend and I wanted to get married in Hawaii so we met with people from the church...
They weren't clergy; they were lei people.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my dad got really ill. When they got back, I asked, "Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?" He laughed and said...
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︎ Sep 01 2019
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, weβd have enough to make a tropical depression
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︎ Jul 22 2019
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it βHawaii 2β because βitβs on the Maine land.β
connecticut.cbslocal.com/β¦
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What would a terrorist say when going to Hawaii?
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Aloha akbar
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Why did the comedian stop performing in Hawaii?
Because the people there wouldn't even give him "A low-ha"
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︎ May 16 2019
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii,
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Thereβs no loud laughing permitted in Hawaii.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
In Hawaii, do they allow loud laughing?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
How do you laugh in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Do they allow loud laughing Hawaii..
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︎ Nov 20 2020
This is our first summer not going to Hawaii because of Coronavirus.
Usually itβs because we canβt afford it.
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