A list of puns related to "Las Vegas"
Cantaloupe
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
Mass over volume.
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Celine Dijon
It is sin City after all
But it was a Mirage...
The chips tasted of plastic.
This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"
She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.
I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.
Edit: True story.
They often decked out.
Cantaloupe.
I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.
I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....
It seems the odds are against me
First casino we walk in he says to me. I bet you 20 bucks the first machine I go to I'll get 100 dollars. You're on. He then walks up to an ATM.
Because they were "cant-elope"!
Just thought of this one tonight having a late-night pregnancy craving for cantaloupe
I hear it's going to be called "24 Carrot Magic"
http://imgur.com/ddYc44E
He signed an email:
"Love from Lost Wages,
Dad"
NV.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
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