My friend just moved from Albuquerque to Tijuana

He was a New Mexican but now he’s a new Mexican

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Friend's dad thought he was original

This happened a year ago, but I still laugh about it. I asked my buddy where his brother was, because he wasn't at home. My friend said "He's in Albuquerque with his wife for Thanksgiving."

His dad then chimed in with "He's eating Albuturkey in Albuquerque."

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