Cali Puns

A list of puns related to "Cali"

What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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👤︎ u/calumlikescameras
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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What did Mississippi let Delaware?

I don’t know, but Alaska

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👤︎ u/aaaqqq
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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My magnum opus. Even though the Photoshop skills are something quite atrocious. (Pic)

http://imgur.com/p8zGyin

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr
📅︎ Jun 14 2016
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This liquor store is haunted....

My coworker at a liquor store dropped this on our boss last night, credit to /u/TheCaliCashier. He isn't familiar with dadjokes so I had to bring it here for him.

TheCaliCashier: You know this store is haunted right?

Boss: Bullshit. I worked here twelve years and haven't seen anything.

TheCaliCashier: Well it is, but most the spirits are bottled.

Edit: Correcting punch line to actual delivery.

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👤︎ u/Jibbajabbawock
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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My dad said that Texas should hold a vote to secede from the United States.

They can call it Texit.

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👤︎ u/eequalsmc2
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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Dad joked my mother, during my son's birthday!

Co-worker of my mother recently moved to California...

Me: Where in Cali did she move to?

Mom: Pasadena.

Me: Did she meet the little old lady yet?

Laughter ensued from all the other dads at the party!

Groans from the moms...

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👤︎ u/mustangyankeesgt
📅︎ Jan 13 2014
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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