A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Teacher asked β€œWhat is the formula of water?” Student said β€œH I J K L M N O” teacher said β€œthat’s not the formula of water”

Student said β€œyou said the formula was H to O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I could’ve.

Some might call me a monster, others a nomster

Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_fox_guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I’m afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.

I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why do I fear the letters N, M, and E?

They're my worst NME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repIies_with_puns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hstn747
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I switched the M and the N keys on my son's keyboard. You could say I'm a monster, but he says I'm a nomster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop

He called me a nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuddlyBear89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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