I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtosThunder
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoxtrot21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.

It was my first time seeing an ant elope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The churches in Las Vegas

Did You Know…

In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.

This is done by the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...

But it was a Mirage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Seen in down town Las Vegas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesometoenails
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas

The chips tasted of plastic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I was at a gentlemans club in Las vegas...

This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"

She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.

I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.

Edit: True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Card dealers in Las Vegas are quite rich.

They often decked out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What fruit cannot get married in Las Vegas?

Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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My dad and I are in Las Vegas..

First casino we walk in he says to me. I bet you 20 bucks the first machine I go to I'll get 100 dollars. You're on. He then walks up to an ATM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hogy13
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Went to Las Vegas

I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.

I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....

It seems the odds are against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Why didn't the melons get married in Las Vegas?

Because they were "cant-elope"!

Just thought of this one tonight having a late-night pregnancy craving for cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shit_in_2017
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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I was eating at Chin Chin's in NY NY in Las Vegas when I saw this on their menu

http://imgur.com/ddYc44E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebelE16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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My dad is in Las Vegas for a work conference

He signed an email:

"Love from Lost Wages,

Dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-4-8-15-16-23-42-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg_gta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What is Las Vegas’ least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Idlemonk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What type of fruit cannot get married in Las Vegas?

Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?

(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)

Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks!

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