A list of puns related to "Gambling"
The steaks were high.
Playing with a pizza chit
So you can bet your bottom dollar
She's no better.
High Steaks
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Dad out.
Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.
Royal flush!
.. Desperate to win her back.
... why do they call it para-dice?
Addictionary!
I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.
if every fifth caller was a winner
"Did you win?" he asked.
"Of course not," I replied. "We didn't even run."
this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much
I wish he called
-And?
-No dice.
"You're no better yourself!" he snapped.
I said, "Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it."
When he took away their pair a dice.
He likes Tibet
He said, "I could be bettor."
Too many damn cheetahs.
She's always dreaming about a pair of dice.
My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.
Friend: well I guess I'm done. Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want. friend gives the dealer his chips Friend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans? Dealer: what? Friend:"change" Dealer:....
Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.
Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
You bet. At 63, my dad's had plenty of practice
Too many Cheetahs!
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