Gambling Addiction Puns

A list of puns related to "Gambling Addiction"

My girlfriend left me because of my gambling addiction. She claimed I was an idiot.

She's no better.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TommehBoi
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?

Royal flush!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrBirb_
šŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while Iā€™m a head.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rav4xle
šŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better

if every fifth caller was a winner

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Paladium9999
šŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I asked my friend. "How is your gambling addiction recovery going?"

He said, "I could be bettor."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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That Coldplay song must be about a girl with a serious craps/gambling addiction.

She's always dreaming about a pair of dice.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/minnesotan_youbetcha
šŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
šŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My gambling addicted brother has been missing for a while. Last we saw him he lost his life savings in a game of poker.

I wish he called

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/fat-bandit
šŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I bet you that I can quit my gambling addiction!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ExpertAccident
šŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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