Kleptomania Puns

A list of puns related to "Kleptomania"

I have kleptomania

but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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I’m seeing a therapist for my kleptomania.

I’m taking away something valuable from each session.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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I think I suffer from Kleptomania

I should probably take something for it.

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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👤︎ u/tweke
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I entered a kleptomania competition.

I got gold, silver and bronze.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 28 2019
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I went to my therapist today to see if he could cure my kleptomania

He said, "Sure, take a seat"

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Managing my kleptomania has always been a challenge.

But stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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Apparently kleptomania is inherited.

You take after your parents.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Fixing kleptomania is easy

All you have to do is take something for it.

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👤︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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I took a test to check whether or not I have kleptomania.

It wasn’t my test, but I took it anyway.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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I think I may have kleptomania...

Is there something I can take that would help it?

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👤︎ u/boris_keys
📅︎ Mar 16 2017
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How do you fix kleptomania?

You take something for it.

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👤︎ u/nelsojcau
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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When my kleptomania gets really bad,

I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/tacoenthusiast
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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When my kleptomania acts up,

I take something

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👤︎ u/sbeve0987654321
📅︎ May 23 2020
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I only have one option when my kleptomania gets really bad ...

I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/mintyporkchop
📅︎ May 27 2020
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I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad...

I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/LudwigFeuerbach
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I have kleptomania, but when when it gets bad...

I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/DaShMa_
📅︎ May 29 2018
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What do people do when their kleptomania gets bad?

They take something for it.

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👤︎ u/MingeyMackrel
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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"I have kleptomania. But when it gets really bad, I take something for it."
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I entered a kleptomania competition.

I got gold, silver and bronze.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad

I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/dawinner64
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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I have Kleptomania...

But don't worry! When it gets bad I just take something for it.

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👤︎ u/magicphotoshopmaster
📅︎ Jun 25 2016
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My kleptomania has always been a challenge.

But stealing from the bakery— that really takes the cake.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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I have kleptomania.

Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

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👤︎ u/Borskaegel
📅︎ Jun 02 2016
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