My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamJamCuddlyLamb
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Why was the character from Adventure Time called Flame Princess and not...

Cinder-ella

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Who goes on adventures with Lara Croft but is also pretty good at American Football?

Tomb Raidy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I asked my hiker buddy about where his last adventure was, but he couldn't answer me.

He just trailed off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The show Phineas and Ferb came and went like their adventures.

Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.

edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...

Hands down camping. It was so in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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JoJo’s Bazaar Adventure
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My dad loved to recount his adventures...

One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...

...and then it dawned on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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The Adventures of Munchausen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Rabbits would probably say that having kids is the hare-raising adventure of a lifetime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranguPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What adventure sport is a black man scared of?

White water rafting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkeydoos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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We used to have a Spanish milkman who would boast about his sexual adventures.

People called him leche-erous behind his back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtravar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Home Alone Adventures - Episode 1: "Being a nonce"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unknownplugmaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Found this gem on a Polar Adventure website - Oh Just let it go!

https://preview.redd.it/lbq37y164cd11.jpg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc72b4d1bdd0123eaae2b32aa2627956ebb9bcb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

β€œSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

β€œPlease, call me Max”

β€œAlright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

β€œNo that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, β€œI’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyohnny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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An adventure?

alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabenineedaknife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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My dad looked at the cover and said, "I hear this is an epic adventure for the entire family."
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