What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...
It has so many downfalls.
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
If at first you don’t succeed, well there goes skydiving.
Unless you have a Maxwell House parachute. They are good ‘til the last drop.
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
Did you know you can actually go skydiving without a parachute?
Did you hear about the financial analyst who went skydiving but missed the landing spot by a mile?
He was an expert in the field
Edit: I made this up myself!
I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy skydiving.
Why is skydiving such a dangerous sport?
Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
Why dont blind people like skydiving?
I dont know, but it scares the hell out of their dog
Right before he died, my Dad went indoor skydiving.
Well... he didn’t start out indoor skydiving... but he did land indoors.
I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.
Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
“How did you like skydiving?”
“Oh, you know. It was descent”
What do you call a baby birthed while skydiving?
Why do communists love skydiving?
Cause they like living life to the Marx
Did you hear about the rooster that was afraid to go skydiving?
I guess you can say he was too chicken to do it
If you had sex while skydiving,
did you give a flying fuck?
I don't talk to the tandem skydiving instructor any more...
because we recently had a falling out
I'm in the business of religious skydiving..
What happened when the outlaws went skydiving?
A man died in a tragic skydiving accident...
Many say he left the impact on the world.
What did the skydiving calf say as he jumped out of the plane?
I went skydiving for the first time ever today.
I went skydiving.
I went skydiving for my birthday a handful of years back. Decided to call my mom to tell her what I had just done after I landed. Here is the phone call.
Me- Hey mom guess what I just did? I just jumped out of a plane.
Her- Really? (To my dad) Your son just jumped out of plane.
Him - Why? Was it broken?
Skydiving joke my dad told me.
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need it to go skydiving TWICE.
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why don't blind people go skydiving
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need one to go skydiving twice.
Do you know what the hardest part of skydiving is?
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