My sister bet me that I couldnβt make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet
Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
π︎ 2
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︎ May 02 2021
Bet you didnβt knowβ¦
the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.
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︎ May 15 2021
"I bet" that's punny
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A man eating curds says, βI bet Miss Muffet would enjoy this.β
A cheese expert replied, βThereβs no whey!β
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︎ May 01 2021
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
π︎ 6
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
π︎ 4
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Oh, you lost a bet?
Well you better go find it
π︎ 4
π
︎ Mar 18 2021
Never bet on real estate.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Feb 23 2021
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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π
︎ Mar 08 2020
Bet choo didn't see that coming
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My friend bet me money that I couldnβt name a Great Lake.
π︎ 17
π
︎ Oct 28 2020
I bet it smells great over there!
π︎ 14
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Bet you didn't know this singer
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I bet he could
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π
︎ Jun 27 2020
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
π︎ 4
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...
.....never invented anything else.
π︎ 4
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︎ Nov 09 2020
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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︎ Jul 25 2020
bet yβall laughed iβm so farknee haha (someone end me please)
π︎ 9
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week
Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 14 2020
I bet you didnβt see that coming.
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Feb 08 2019
I bet you didn't c that one coming
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︎ May 19 2020
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 28 2020
Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My son asked me today what dΓ©jΓ vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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︎ May 31 2020
I bet this helicopter wooden fly
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π
︎ Feb 22 2020
I bet it holds a lot
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︎ Jan 23 2020
I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
π︎ 102
π
︎ Jan 13 2020
39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
π︎ 32
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︎ May 02 2020
I bet it felt great to finnish that!
π︎ 34
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︎ Mar 26 2020
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
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π
︎ Jun 13 2020
I bet he used a pipe
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︎ Mar 26 2020
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
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︎ Apr 07 2020
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jul 02 2020
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
π︎ 71
π
︎ May 11 2021
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jan 29 2021
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
π︎ 11k
π
︎ Dec 13 2019
I bet you wonβt see this one coming...
π︎ 22
π
︎ Nov 17 2020
I bet none of you will see this one coming
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Jun 11 2019
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
π︎ 11k
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︎ May 09 2019
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Jul 18 2019
I bet none of you see this one coming.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jul 27 2020
I bet none of you will see this one coming
π︎ 1k
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︎ Jul 28 2019
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