Goldfish are good pets, but...

Siamese fighting fish are Betta!

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Dadjoked a girl on Tinder

We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.

Me: Hey! How's your day going?

Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.

Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.

Her: Oh god

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👤︎ u/Quiddity99
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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👤︎ u/reaperXX
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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My dad tells a fish joke.

So my brother purchased a Betta fish yeaterday.

Mom: "How's your new fish?" Dad: "I hope it's betta than yesterday." "Hueehh hueehh hueehh"

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📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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I Dadjoked my friend's facebook status about his missing fish

(Friend's Facebook Status) The Case of the Disappearing Betta Fish....

(My response) Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be found. In fact, I'll put a wager on it. Wanna…

Betta fish?

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📅︎ May 14 2014
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