A list of puns related to "Betta"
Siamese fighting fish are Betta!
But mine's betta.
If you hear any, would you let minnow?
We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.
Me: Hey! How's your day going?
Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.
Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.
Her: Oh god
In fact, he pities the foo.
I said, "betta safe than sorry!
We had been cooking dinner, and my wife commented (after one too many comments about 'Gouda being gooda and Feta being Betta') that it seemed like most of my puns tend to be food puns.
So I drew her a diagram. I started with a huge circle to represent all of my puns. Inside that I drew a large circle filling about 90% of it.
"Those are my food puns."
I then drew another circle, this one about half the size of the food circle, with almost all of it inside the food circle.
"And these are my cheese puns."
My wife immediately called me out, pointing at the sliver that was outside of the food circle.
"Shouldn't this be fully inside the other circle?"
"No," I say, "Those puns are rare, but they tend to be cheesiest."
And he'd name it "I'll Do You One Betta"
So my brother purchased a Betta fish yeaterday.
Mom: "How's your new fish?" Dad: "I hope it's betta than yesterday." "Hueehh hueehh hueehh"
(Friend's Facebook Status) The Case of the Disappearing Betta Fish....
(My response) Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be found. In fact, I'll put a wager on it. Wannaβ¦
Betta fish?
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