Willie Nelson got hit by a car
He was playing on the road again
Incase you were wondering what Willie Nelson's full name REALLY is,
It's "Willie Nilly Nelson"
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.
Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
What would Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg do if they met?
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump Lump.
Willie explained to the young lady, “I keep a mongoose in my coat pocket. That way, when I go home after drinking, and there are snakes all over the lawn of my yard, I let the mongoose loose and he kills them all, so it’s safe for me to enter the house.”
The young woman sadly tried to explain, “I’ve got news for you, Mr. Lump Lump, those snakes are imaginary!”
Willie Lump Lump replied, “I’ve got news for you, so is the mongoose!”
http://red-skelton.info/articles/jokes/willie-lump-lump-and-the-mongoose/
Willie Itule Produce, Yeah I’d Only Hope Around my Produce.
Willie Nelson got into a terrible accident, but thankfully is ok.
He got high and was playing On the road Again..
Sad news today. Music icon and legend Willie Nelson has died in a tragic accident.
He was playing on the road again.
Did you hear that Willie Nelson got ran over by a car?
he was playing on the road again.... insert dad laughing at own joke here
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
Willy Wonka's everlasting jobstopper.
Tragic news! Bruce Willis has died while on viagra medication.
What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
You've heard of Wooly Willy, now get ready for...
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
The other day I had a friend ask me what I thought about Bruce Willis
Told him I'm a Die Hard fan
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
My friend is elated that Bruce Willis is coming to his college to give a talk...
Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?
Because old hobbits die hard.
Free Willy
My 9 year old daughter upon seeing the movie Free Willy available on Netflix: Dad, what's Free Willy about?
Me: Freeing Willy
The look she gave me about made me want to to die hahaha.
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?
Willis Carrier invented air conditioning....
My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films
I told her, “Sorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.
Maybe they're short staffed.
A Willy walks up to a wishing well...
...He leans into it and says, "I said Pianist! PIANIST!"
If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
I had that awkward, "How come your willy is so much bigger than mine?" conversation with my son in the bathroom this morning...
He said, "I don't know, dad, I'm only three!"
Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
Sadly Willie Nelson was hit by a bus. He was playing on the road again.
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a truck?
He was playing on the road again.
Did you hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
Did you hear that Willie Nelson died?
He got hit by a car.
He was playing On The Road Again.
People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
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