Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.
Mom: Tomorrow it will be too
Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?
Mom and me: 🤔
Dad: Wry smile
Me: Dad, you still got it
He says "He's not just a Grandson he's a Granderson"
For those that don't know the mets have an outfielder with the last Granderson.
Very care-Philly.
He was saying he was going to visit his parents. I asked why he needed to drive to Boston and Philly and he said “To see MA and PA.”
A Philly cheapskate
My dad said "decay."
Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?
Dad: Under the Mountains
I'm back home for winter break, Dad asks if I want Philly cheese steaks for lunch. "I don't really feel like cheese steaks," to which he responds to by squeezing my leg and saying, "your right".
So my girlfriends dad goes in an ice cream shop and orders a large vanilla cone.
The employee asks if he would like jimmies
"No! I don't want jimmies, I want my own."
My face to my girlfriend http://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-make-a-dirty-joke-out-of-an-innocent-comment-from-my-dad-and-he-glares-at-me-24139.gif
I texted my brother this morning about a story one of my co-workers was telling, Brother: Cool. I'm super busy today. Will be running around philly. Me: You should probably use your truck instead of running. It's been an hour and a half and he still hasn't responded. I'm feeling quite proud of myself for that one!
Her: It's chilly.
Me: No, it's Philly!
Her: groan
My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"
My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.
