Thanks, Bonnie Tyler
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jfixthemasterofm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews

They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Elbobby89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
🚨︎ report
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to β€œYler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.

Because he Missed-A-T.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...

His shop is called Arrowsmith.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
🚨︎ report
I bought a second-hand car from Bonnie Tyler, but I wasn't happy with it.

Every now and then it falls apart.

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TehIrishSoap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I offered Bonnie Tyler a Twix, but she refused it.

I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!

I think she was holding out for an Aero...

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
🚨︎ report
President John Tyler may have been the father of the Dad Joke

Some Background Info

On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."

The Dad Joke

At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.

πŸ‘︎ 981
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cat_attack_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
🚨︎ report
I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..

Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/priv_rex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
🚨︎ report
Hey have you heard about Steven Tyler's new line of sweetened mayonnaise?

No? Well maybe you've heard the jingle "Sweet Emulsion."

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FancySkunk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
🚨︎ report
My name is Tyler- I've been waiting to say this my whole life

http://imgur.com/IA5u3F0

X post from r/texts/

πŸ‘︎ 154
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Breyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
🚨︎ report
Mary Tyler Moore died this week.

She didn't make it after all...

Not sure if it really counts as a dad joke, but my dad just dropped this one on me.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/beer_good
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
🚨︎ report
I was upset after Mary Tyler Moore died. More upset that her family changed her name.

RIP Mary Tyler No-Moore.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
🚨︎ report
So I met 80s Rocker Bonnie Tyler for lunch at a deli...

I asked if she preferred a sub sandwich or a hoagie. She said she was holding out for a hero.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/R3dempti0n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2013
🚨︎ report
If you had your choice of having lunch with anyone ever, dead or alive who would you pick?

I would pick someone alive.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yello5drink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
🚨︎ report
(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/silenoz_676
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
🚨︎ report
Oh, you want your hair done do you? Well....
πŸ‘︎ 90
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ddh85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
🚨︎ report
T-rex
πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerfwarriors
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a figment of your imagination that's difficult to carry around?

Tyler Burden.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Dad joked my supervisor

I've been waiting so long to use this...

Me: Good morning, sir.

Supervisor: Morning, you're painting until sometime after noon. I need you to go pick up some parts for me.

Me: Sounds like a plan, Stan.

Supervisor: Funny guy... Okay, I'll call you later.

Me: Actually, you can just call me Tyler.

Supervisor didn't even crack a smile, but my life has been worth it now. β€ͺ#β€Ždadjokes‬

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Newdul1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
🚨︎ report
Friend at work got me good

Working a huge rush and have to drop 10 breaded wings for an order. Forgot what sauce to toss them in.

Me: what were those 10 wings again?

Tyler: Chicken!

Me: ...

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/phyzerion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
🚨︎ report
Commentator

Situation: we're playing cards and Tyler starts doing a play by play of what's happening so my sister says, "what are you a commentator?" Then my dad goes, "not like a unique vegetable?" ( common tater)

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rperks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.