They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart
Because he Missed-A-T.
His shop is called Arrowsmith.
Every now and then it falls apart.
I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!
I think she was holding out for an Aero...
Some Background Info
On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."
The Dad Joke
At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.
Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart
No? Well maybe you've heard the jingle "Sweet Emulsion."
http://imgur.com/IA5u3F0
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She didn't make it after all...
Not sure if it really counts as a dad joke, but my dad just dropped this one on me.
RIP Mary Tyler No-Moore.
I asked if she preferred a sub sandwich or a hoagie. She said she was holding out for a hero.
I would pick someone alive.
Damn! Wrong sub again!
Tyler Burden.
I've been waiting so long to use this...
Me: Good morning, sir.
Supervisor: Morning, you're painting until sometime after noon. I need you to go pick up some parts for me.
Me: Sounds like a plan, Stan.
Supervisor: Funny guy... Okay, I'll call you later.
Me: Actually, you can just call me Tyler.
Supervisor didn't even crack a smile, but my life has been worth it now. #dadjokes
Working a huge rush and have to drop 10 breaded wings for an order. Forgot what sauce to toss them in.
Me: what were those 10 wings again?
Tyler: Chicken!
Me: ...
