Elliott Puns

A list of puns related to "Elliott"

Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?

It's a Page-turner...

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👤︎ u/Babbadooka
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?

"Get yo' free cone 🎵"

(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)

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👤︎ u/jamesnearn
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Who treated Missy Elliott's ass cancer?

A Badonkadoncologist

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👤︎ u/e1000
📅︎ Apr 30 2015
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What is E.T. short for?

Cause he has little legs!

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👤︎ u/yipyopyupyap
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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E.T.

My wife and I driving to work one morning:

Me: That tow company is called E.T. Towing Wife: I wonder if the driver's name is Elliott. Me: I wonder if E.T. tows home. Wife: ... Me: You're welcome.

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👤︎ u/anaginggamer
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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