A list of puns related to "Brandon"
Perfect-Lee
and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.
It eventually got out of hand
Source: "Oathbringer: the stromlight archive" by Brandon Sanderson
Our waitress was named Brandon, and at some point during the meal she disappeared for about ten minutes. When she returned, my dad made the comment: "Good thing you're back, we thought we'd been abrandoned!" I laughed very hard.
other person: call me brandon
My buddy: you are Brandon. And you may have the wrong number
We were visiting relatives in Canada last summer, including my Dad's brother (so, my Uncle) and his son Brandon. We were around the bonfire one night and Brandon was carving something for his girlfriend Emerald out of spare wood (it actually looked pretty cool). My Dad and Uncle saw the thing, it had a heart that said "B+E" in the middle. Uncle: "What's that supposed to mean, 'break and enter?'" Dad: "Probably 'Bert and Ernie'." Then they laughed like crazy. They joke around like that all the time when they get together, it's pretty hilarious.
Mom: I'm thinking of having a nacho bar at my party Me: If it's not my bar then who's bar is it Mom: What?...Oh my god u/Not_Brandon_
Me: Hey Uncle Brandon I have a question.
Uncle Brandon: Okay niece Etcetera_and_soforth I have an answer.
I'm still walking in to that one.
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