Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?

Danny BanDito.

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Danny Deleto.
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If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito her new name would be...

Ina Garten DeVito honey,

Don’t you know that I’m lovin you

Ina Garten DeVito baby,

Don’t you know that I’ll always be true

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Danny Devitoe
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Why did Danny DeVito sell all of his stocks?

Turns out he's a short seller.

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When Danny Zuko looks back at his time in high school ...

Do you think he is sandymental ?

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What would you call Danny DeVito’s feet pics?

Danny DeVi”toes”

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Danny Dewvito
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Danny DeCheeto Puff


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Why did members of the Wu Tang Clan storm out of Danny's Filthy, Aged Seafood?

They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.

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Danny had 5 Apples in one hand and 3 oranges in the other, what does Danny have?

Really large hands.

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Danny Dorito!
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Danny Brown's latest album was titled Atrocity Exhibition, after a Joy Division song.

The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.

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Sent her a post about a kid haunted by Danny DeVito.


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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

A good flush will beat a full house every time.

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You know what musician the Elves love?


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I wanted to use a photo of the ocean

but it was watermarked.

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Here’s one for the Brit’s. can you tell what it is yet
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My favourite film reviewer is John Williams.

He just loves to score movies

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My friend came over to my house for a drink late one night.

"Where's your wife?" he asked.

I said, "Oh, she's gone out to build tennis equipment with Danny."

"Do you really believe that? Danny doesn't even play tennis," he replied.

"Well," I replied. "She said they were going to make a racket."

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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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My husband dadjoked his college class.

He teaches a class where students were doing book reports. One had done one on Stephen King's Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining. The student mentioned that the main character, Danny Torrence is now an alcoholic, and from the back of the room husband goes, "Does he drink red rum?"

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Dadjoked the family while watching Grease last night.

The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."

Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.

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