A tad cold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlybub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I tad bit dark, but good
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I watched a documentary about frogs

It was ribbeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A frog decided to do a genealogy test

Turns out he’s a tad polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohDaddyNo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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β€ͺThere’s a new blockbuster movie in the works about the corona virus.

It’s going to be directed by Tinten Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubenvdheuv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Sofa King low prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilycat27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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If you are 10% Polish...

does that make you a tad pole?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Did you hear about the young frog whose grandmother was from Warsaw?

He was a tad Pole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Pops was quick on his feet

So my mom asked my dad about a family friend who is having a baby, she asked what his name was gunna be and after some mild mom research she figures out his name is Finley. Without hesitation my dad says β€œwell, at least he’s going to be a hell of a swimmer” and I’ll be damned if I didn’t look at him and giggle a tad.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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The teacher asked, "Name three famous Poles!"

Tommy proudly answered, "North, South and Tad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I met a baby frog with a great grandfather that came from Warsaw…

He said that made him a tad Pole…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day.

He discovered he was a tad Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What nationality do frogs naturally have?

I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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An entire auditorium groaned...

I have a course in religious symbols at university, and we had an assignment to go around town and take pictures of random religious symbols we would stumble over. Next lecture the Professor had made a collection of the best pictures into a powerpoint and we were to spend two hours analyzing them.
After about an hour we came to this picture of a wiccan pentagram in the window above a animalshelter, and the professor asked: "Why do you think this is here?" before I even had time to think, and stop my self I bursted: Maybe a dyslectic thought it was a PETAgram?
Alot of bored students life got a tad more depressing after that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenJohnnyN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What is a young frogs ethnicity

Well he’s a tad-polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theaprofesor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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They sent a frog to 23 and Me

It came back a tad Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctkrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day

It was "paper-view!"

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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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So two branches break off a tree...

and fall down, in the water, in the frogspawn. The first branch says: 'I feel so sticky...' The other says: 'Really? I just feel a tad pole...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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My Dad just did this to me on a Skype call.

So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me

Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight

Dad: Oh yea, thats nice

Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.

Me: Dad, you have problems.

Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.

Me: sigh You're hopeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwishbone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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Working at a restaurant, always have a few jokes up my sleeve.

Working as a waiter, I have a couple of wonderful/awful/wonderfully awful jokes when customers place an order. For example...

"Can I please have the rabbit pasta?"

"Oh I'm not sure I'd recommend that, there have been numerous complaints about a hare in their food."

And for the steaks...

"How would you like that cooked?"

"Well done."

"Thanks, but I'm just doing my job."

I either get laughs, confused looks or groans; most of the time I get a combination of the three. But since I'm childless (19 seems a tad young) I have to get my dad jokes out somehow.

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Complete blindside by the mom...

I was sitting next to my mother on Saturday and we were discussing our schedule for the event we were attending. Since neither of us could remember what we had signed up for, I decided to check the sent mail folder on my phone. As it turns out, I hadn't checked that folder since September of last year. My mother, who is a tad OCD about things being up to date, looked at me completely appalled:

Mom: You haven't checked your smell since September? Me: Wait, what? Mom: You know, your sent?

Needless to say, I was very proud once I got over the shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipmm13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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