My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...

He used wrote learning.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Need Help Identifying a Dad Joke

When going through some of my deceased father's things, I found a card that says "Gold Mouse Story" and "Do you have a little gold Mexican?". This is sort of a shorthand he used to jot down jokes on index cards - a short description and the punchline.

I have no idea what this might refer to so I am asking here. Does this sound familiar? I apologize in advance if it turns out to be racist!

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/fleurreddit
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Where does a dad keep all his jokes?

The dadabase

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/ericofthenorth
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