A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Mite be the stupidest pun you've ever heard...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grumpstick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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There was recently a new type of mite discovered, and its existence might date back to prehistoric times

They're naming it dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakegear50
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Mite bee an interesting read...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_1337
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2013
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Do T-Rex like explosions?

I'm not sure but another dino mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?

Dino-mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Found my old memes folder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphainfinitus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?

Megasoreass

Thanks! I’ll be here the next two months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunslingerMykul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A fly is buzzing along when he feels something bite his back.

Fly: "Ouch! Hey you must be pretty small to fit on my back. Are you a mite?"

Mite: "Yeah, as in I MIGHT bite you again hahaha"

Fly: "Wow.... That might be the worst joke I've ever heard"

Mite: "What can I say? I came up with it on the fly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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A dinosaur was itching really bad he went to the doctor

And the doctor said he had dino-mites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I had a cough, so I went to the doctor.

The doctor says β€œYou’re a little Weezie.” I told him if we’re moving on up he can be a little George.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I stayed at a hotel last night and came home with bed bugs!

I mite stay there again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How do bugs say good morning?

G'day mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HatsuneJimbo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Dad Joked the wife in 2 languages

So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.

So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.

This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.

The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....

Mission sucessful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimusYale
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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I recently found out that dinosaurs had parasites that exploded when they die

They were called dino mites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What killed the dinosaurs?

A space dino-mite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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If nothing exists in a vacuum...

Then how do you explain carpet mites?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddular
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Dina says Hey !

Dina: Hey

Me: hey Dina, do you like hang gliding ?

Dina: No, why ?

Me: I'd love to see Dina soar

Dina: was that suppose to be funny ?

Me: I thought it was Dina mite ! πŸ’₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a small, indecisive insect?

A mite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToadvineChigurh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Good Times?

Driving home last night my husband asks the kids "Hey do you guys want Good Times!?"(it's a burger joint), they get super excited and yell "yeah!!" His response, "Aren't these good times we're having?!"

the kids in question are 2 and 4..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catoco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Got my wife with this one.

My wife was talking about a house she is selling and how it has termites. I then said to her "do you know the best way to get rid of termites? You bring in some determites. She just rolled her eyes and groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydrumluck
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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I'm so excited to have kids someday

Boyfriend: Did you hear about the mite that's killing all the honeybees?

Me: You don't know that!

Boyfriend: What? I thought I read something about it.

Me: Well, it isn't for sure! But it mite bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmingHead
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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My dad can be really lame sometimes

I'm allergic to dust mites, sneezing and a runny nose being the most common reaction, as a result I usually carry tons of tissues with me. My dad had some words of wisdom for me:

"Even if you don't have issues, you'll have lots of tissues"

Mom had a good laugh. I facepalmed in public without regret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shm4y
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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There are two bugs. The fly says to the other one β€œhey bug on my back... are you a mite?”

Bug responds: β€œI mite be.”

Fly: β€œStupidest Pun I Ever Heard”

Bug: β€œWhat do you expect... I made it up on the fly”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doge_the_dogey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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A fly felt something bite his back...

Fly: "Hmmm. Whoever that was must be pretty small to fit on my back"

     "Hey! What are you? A mite? "

Mite: " Yeah, as in I MIGHT have just bit you hahaha!"

Fly: "That's the worst pun I've ever heard."

Mite: "What can I say, I came up with it on the fly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firecracker?

Dino-mite!

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