If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Technically specking, this is a food pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROalphabear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?

A speck-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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From my 9yo. How do you tell someone was cutting wood?

You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)

Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.

For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My 10 month old likes to grab my glasses off my face.

The last time he did it I was in the middle of a diaper change and my wife was in the room. She remarked "you missed a speck of poo" and I told her, "I can't see crap without my glasses!"

Hardest I have heard her laugh in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barnicalbill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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