What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha012_GD
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I didn't believe my dad was stealing from the DOT...

But when I checked his room, the signs were all there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkarchon567
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?

Because you'll always be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...

I call it Norse Code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?

Power-Point. . . . . πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdguy65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Good pupils always dot their eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/churniglow
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call telling someone your sad in dots and dashes?

Morose code

Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?

A cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonsp7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but it should be hahahaha.com because that's just four laughs, dot com.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cashtronauts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people

A pointy point who has no point in pointing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casecracker108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project

It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werewolf640
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Connect the dots

Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Dot dot dot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandrobrine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I don’t dot my i’s.

It’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agamemnons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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DOT has the best pun game in the nation. For real doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjohn184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Why are actors so good at connect the dots?

Because they know all their lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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What's a dot?

An asterisk with hair gel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NutsEverywhere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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After I got a second one from Amazon, my brother asked, "What are you going to do with two Dots?" I said..

"Connect them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
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πŸ‘€︎ u/narogbecvra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Echo Prime Dot Joke

My brother got an amazon prime dot and asked it for a joke:

"What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall?"

"Damn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroGamer447
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathbyChiasmus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2012
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My daughter doesn't wear polka dot dresses anymore...

... because every time she does, I poke all the dots saying, "Nice poke-a-dot dress, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paleran
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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