Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?

Because you'll always be spotted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ICWhatsNUrP
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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...

I call it Norse Code

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S0n0fRuss
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
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Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?

Power-Point. . . . . πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nerdguy65
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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Good pupils always dot their eyes.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/churniglow
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2020
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What do you call telling someone your sad in dots and dashes?

Morose code

Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flylink63
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?

A cheetah

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonsp7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people

A pointy point who has no point in pointing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/casecracker108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project

It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Werewolf640
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but it should be hahahaha.com because that's just four laughs, dot com.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cashtronauts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2015
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Connect the dots

Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skullzlovesicecream
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2019
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Dot dot dot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandrobrine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2018
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/____okay
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2019
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I don’t dot my i’s.

It’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agamemnons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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DOT has the best pun game in the nation. For real doe.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hjohn184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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Why are actors so good at connect the dots?

Because they know all their lines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2018
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What's a dot?

An asterisk with hair gel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NutsEverywhere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2016
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After I got a second one from Amazon, my brother asked, "What are you going to do with two Dots?" I said..

"Connect them."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2017
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/narogbecvra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2015
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Echo Prime Dot Joke

My brother got an amazon prime dot and asked it for a joke:

"What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall?"

"Damn"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NitroGamer447
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2016
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeathbyChiasmus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2012
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My daughter doesn't wear polka dot dresses anymore...

... because every time she does, I poke all the dots saying, "Nice poke-a-dot dress, hun!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paleran
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2014
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
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