I went to a constellation themed restaurant named Orion's Belt.

I give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The constellation Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

That was a terrible joke. I rate it 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_Bedfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Constellations are the stars of the night sky.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why do astronomers always try to lose?

They’re only interested in the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmk100
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?

A constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Cassiopeia is by far my favorite constellation

It's got 5 stars in my book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PseudoButter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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If heaven isn’t real, when I die I want to become a star.

It would be a great constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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There's a meteor shower tonight in the constellation Orion.

I'm Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemomnemosyne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2012
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What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?

A constellation prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michacha123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Brand new star sign

I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the β€œSeven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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I came second in a space photography competition.

Got the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I entered an astronomy competition. I didn't win.

But I did get the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I recently entered a competition sponsored by the Astrological society.

I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stw303
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Did you hear about the astronomer who lost the star naming contest?

He was given a constellation prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adryhanchurro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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I didn't come in first place at the science fair for my astronomy project

...but at least I got a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trentontron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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What do you call the runners up award at an astronomy competition?

A Constellation prize

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I entered a competition where first place was a trip to the moon, and second place you got a star named after you.

I lost and got the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vatican_roulette
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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Orion's Belt is a waist of space

I give it three stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuremama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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