I asked my doctor what I could do about my irritated eyes. He said "check out conjunctivitis.com."
"It's a site for sore eyes."
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I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...
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@PunHub and sadanduseless.com
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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I just joined that website, infernallyXXX.com...
They keep sending me matches!
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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Com-poo-ter
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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)
But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.
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I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.
It was a site for sore eyes
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Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
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Coolmathgames.com
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The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but it should be hahahaha.com because that's just four laughs, dot com.
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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Chickenpox...Chickenspock. get it? www.facebook.com/Hello4squarecomic
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I tried to register slimshady.com, but it turns out that it is owned by the US Government.
They cited Eminem Domain.
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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I was using ancestry.com and I found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now I canβt even look myself in the mirror.
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Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.com
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Www.conjunctivitis.com
That's a site for sore eyes.
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Conjunctivitis.com
Now thatβs a site for sore eyes!
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I went to conjunctivitis.com
...that's a site for sore eyes.
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I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
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Conjunctivitis.com
Now, there's a site for sore eyes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Conjunctivitis.com
It's a site for sore eyes.
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Conjunctivitis.com
Now that's a site for sore eyes.
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now that's a site for sore eyes
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Conjunctivitis.com
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Conjunctivitis.com
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Conjunctivitis.com
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I tried to go on slimshady.com, but it turns out that the US government has taken it over.
They are citing Eminem Domain.
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Have you visited conjunctivitis.com?
It's a site for sore eyes.
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Conjunctivitis.com
Now thatβs a site for sore eyes.
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Conjunctivitis.com
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Conjuctivitis.com
now that's a site for sore eyes
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