I became a professional fisherman...

But discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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My wife and I were at a restaurant...

"How Bizarre" by OMC was playing

Her: I swear I hear this song every time we're here.

Me: How bizarre.

Her: Just cause you're a dad now doesn't mean you can use your dad jokes on me.

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👤︎ u/nickharl
📅︎ Jan 03 2016
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