What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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︎ Apr 12 2020
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
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︎ May 14 2020
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
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︎ Nov 03 2019
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
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︎ Apr 24 2019
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Whatβs a werewolfβs favorite mineral?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
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︎ Sep 21 2017
What is the fastest mineral in the world?
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︎ Nov 10 2017
They should really name a mineral after Jake's comedy partner.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.
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︎ May 30 2018
Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?
Because...
Gneiss guise Finnish last
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︎ Apr 29 2017
a dad joke for mineral collectors
Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?
A: a loss of apatite.
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︎ Dec 01 2015
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Whatβs the explosive a miner uses?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Gravity Falls has the best puns
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do miners play on their coffee break?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
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︎ Aug 06 2020
An underage gold digger is a miner
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Three prospectors walk into a bar.
Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Where are all the stone miners?
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︎ May 07 2020
Miner League Prospect.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I hate trying to please miners.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
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︎ May 06 2020
Beautiful
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︎ May 31 2020
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What was the coal-minerβs excuse to his boss?
βI didnβt have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!β
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call a retired miner?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
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︎ Dec 14 2019
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But itβs okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
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︎ May 21 2019
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a retired miner?
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A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Whoβs car is that?
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