What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?

A gems bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dejavont
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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After drinking mineral spirits...

I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindfullsilence
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenly-Raven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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How much is in a gallon of minerals?

4 quartz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Minerals are a goldmine of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaledin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.

Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.

It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelvinRoseTX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?

Howlite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowhite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.

Gesundhite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAstrocomic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

Expedite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/projectimperfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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They should really name a mineral after Jake's comedy partner.

Amirite?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleguy-3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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a dad joke for mineral collectors

Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?

A: a loss of apatite.

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platetone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.

My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What’s the explosive a miner uses?

The bomb-diggity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ft_a_ladder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Gravity Falls has the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRONGOD2020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do miners play on their coffee break?

mine carafe

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?

He wanted a light snack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop

Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: "Mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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An underage gold digger is a miner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.

Just a miner injury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Three prospectors walk into a bar.

Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.

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Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: mine.

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Where are all the stone miners?

In quarry-ntine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Miner League Prospect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwinsome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.

You should get a miner instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is the worst way to ruin a joke?

A miner spelling error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I hate trying to please miners.

They're so picky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVDREW
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Beautiful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakingofmeme
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?

Because he had one tract mined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I rang a miner but he was busy...

He said: can I coal you back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enggeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

β€œI didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrortoremind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?

He was mining his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"

Miner: "mine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.

But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llcoolg72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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There was an accident at the coal mine

Nothing too serious, just some miner damage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I had sex with a miner.

She was a gold digger.

She was super into metal.

We got stoned together.

I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGamerOK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My best friend is a miner

He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NontrivialAnswers
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?

His answer: Mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebakira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?

"I feel light headed".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A child was slightly injured while digging for gold

Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: Mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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