What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?
Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is the fastest mineral in the world?
They should really name a mineral after Jake's comedy partner.
A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.
Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?
Gneiss guise Finnish last
a dad joke for mineral collectors
Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?
A: a loss of apatite.
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
What’s the explosive a miner uses?
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What do miners play on their coffee break?
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
An underage gold digger is a miner
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
Three prospectors walk into a bar.
Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Where are all the stone miners?
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
I hate trying to please miners.
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
What do you call a retired miner?
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
What do you call a retired miner?