Nacl Puns

A list of puns related to "Nacl"

A man got very upset when I buried him in NaCl.

He said my behaviour was insulting.

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👤︎ u/EatsWatermelon
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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Is it a crime to throw NaCl on someone's eyes?

It's assault

I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

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👤︎ u/MAGICJJAFFFF
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Someone named NaCl just told me I was ugly

I was quite insalted

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👤︎ u/cristidablu
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why is NaCl always angry?

Because it is salty

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👤︎ u/hdeifh
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people

That's a salt

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👤︎ u/Dittestark
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Bar-nacle boxing.

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👤︎ u/Buzarro
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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So someone threw sodium chloride at me....

It was Assalt

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👤︎ u/Mynuttybuddy
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster.

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?

NaCl ater

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👤︎ u/soulfooood
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What is it called when you get attacked with table salt?

As-salt

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👤︎ u/tozobozo
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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