A scientist ran up to me and hit me with a halite crystal and two voltaic cells

Somehow, I was charged with a salt and battery.

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?

“Help, I’m under a salt!

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👤︎ u/boombotser
📅︎ May 22 2018
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