Why are ER patients so salty about getting an IV?
Because all they get is normal saline.
When it comes to salinization
...I find the whole process insalting.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
I saw a boat out on a saltwater lake!
It was saline
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
If you're feeling extra salty about being single today...
It's probably because it's Saline-tine's day.
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
