Oh how the tides have turned.
- Dad, explain the tides to me?
- Well, first of all, there's sponges!
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
Her personality is like a box of Tide
All it does is deter gents
When are rip tides dangerous?
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You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
Oh, How the Tides Have Turned
But in what paper? The Tides?
The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
When the budget for Christmas tree is tide
Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?
Because it was too damn cold out tide.
I use to be addicted to tide pods.
Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's too cold out tide (outside)
Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
Oh, how the Tides have turned.
You know why they call it a "King Tide"?
It's because of it's Highness....
I was addicted to Tide Pods
I’m clean now
(Edit: grammar)
Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?
There she goes, giving another one of her Tide Talks
You never know when she’s gonna get on her soapbox
When are rip tides a problem?
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods
But it’s more difficult to deter gents
It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods
But it's hard to deter gents
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,
It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods
But it’s harder to deter gents
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Why does Santa wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it’s too cold outtide.
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it’s too cold out tide
It’s easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...
it’s more difficult to deter...gents
You know why Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold OUT Tide.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods
It's more difficult to deter gents though
Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?
It's much harder to deter gents.
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