Oh how the tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stagnantsewage12
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwinee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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- Dad, explain the tides to me?
  • Well, first of all, there's sponges!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter-the-average
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Tide Up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeeepy_Hollow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My hands are tide!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troshill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Her personality is like a box of Tide

All it does is deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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When are rip tides dangerous?

Current-ly

You're welcome, I'll be here all week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Oh, How the Tides Have Turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/They_Beat_Me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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But in what paper? The Tides?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Sick and tide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFlo85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brady_bear3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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When the budget for Christmas tree is tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?

Because it was too damn cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My hands are tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanic_Smaug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I use to be addicted to tide pods.

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it's too cold out tide (outside)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipzer1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?

Because Dave must stain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Oh, how the Tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyPineConeFeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Why was the tide high?

Because of the seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAFdeexy80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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It’s easier to deter ladies from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Low Tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomerrol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaPenguinMann
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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You know why they call it a "King Tide"?

It's because of it's Highness....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finackles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I was addicted to Tide Pods

I’m clean now

(Edit: grammar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvisTheTerrible
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Don't eat tide pods

No lye, it's a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?

I'm washing my figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shwoople
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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There she goes, giving another one of her Tide Talks

You never know when she’s gonna get on her soapbox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_isaac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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When are rip tides a problem?

Current-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schlager25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qscjkudc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods

But it’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why does Santa wash his clothes in Tide?

Because it’s too cold outtide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it’s too cold out tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bear-Scout-Mae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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It’s easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luciferintite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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You know why Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold OUT Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods

It's more difficult to deter gents though

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?

It's much harder to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewabarrelrole
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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