Apple's latest "idevice" could usher in a new wave of movie and software piracy.
They are calling it the iPatch.
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As kids, dad used to take his glass of milk and wave it across our face before taking a sip because...
He likes his milk "past-your-eyes"
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οΈ May 03 2021
What type of toothpaste does a wave use?
Crest toothpaste, of course.
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it...
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
Damn those waves
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
What type of waves appear on small beaches?
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
What kinds of waves hit little beaches?
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
Why are sine waves not cosine waves?
cos sine waves are different.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
Why did Poseidon like his wave technique?
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οΈ Oct 11 2020
What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
Why is water sometimes calm and peaceful, and others it's a terrifying tidal wave?
It can't help itself- its dipolar.
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
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οΈ Aug 26 2020
What do you call a tiny wave?
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
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οΈ Apr 24 2020
hear me out: if sound is a wave
then I already know sine language!
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οΈ Jan 25 2020
*waves at you*
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οΈ Nov 26 2019
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
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οΈ Dec 04 2019
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
Itβs called the Redundant-Sea.
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οΈ Feb 26 2020
Magician: With a wave of my hand, i can make anything dissapear.
Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.
Magician: waves hand Done.
om: It didn't work...
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οΈ Jul 04 2019
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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οΈ Oct 25 2017
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
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οΈ Oct 29 2019
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
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οΈ Mar 11 2019
Was the ocean salty when the land didnβt wave back?
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οΈ Mar 19 2019
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
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οΈ Oct 03 2019
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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οΈ Oct 21 2019
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartenderβs attention, and says Iβll have ........ a soda water.
The bartender replies βwhy the long paws?β
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οΈ May 30 2019
My 10 month old son is learning to wave.
At dinner I asked him where the light was so he pointed at it. I told him to wave hello to the light and luckily he did. I then looked my wife dead in the eye and told her that was the hi-light of his day.
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οΈ Oct 10 2018
How do roads wave to one another?
By using their hi-waves and bye-waves.
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οΈ Sep 19 2019
Wave hair-lo!
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οΈ Jan 24 2019
What did the sound wave say to the doctor?
βIt hertz when I touch it docβ
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οΈ Jun 01 2019
Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat
The first wave asked, βare you awake?β
The second responded, βno, Iβm a normal wave.β
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οΈ Jun 13 2018
There was a whole wave of people quitting smoking when a government body put out a warning on cigarettes.
It was a surge in general.
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οΈ May 12 2019
What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?
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οΈ Mar 12 2019
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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οΈ May 16 2019
Micro-wave
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οΈ Apr 01 2018
What did one wave say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
Hey dad when ocean waves get tired, is there a place they go to die?
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
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οΈ Nov 03 2018
what do you call it if a midget waves
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οΈ Jun 08 2019
When a short person waves at you....
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οΈ Nov 14 2018
Did you know? When a short person wave at you
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οΈ Jul 08 2019
When a small person waves...
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οΈ May 03 2019
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