Tidal Puns

A list of puns related to "Tidal"

Why is water sometimes calm and peaceful, and others it's a terrifying tidal wave?

It can't help itself- its dipolar.

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👤︎ u/Perigeesus
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.

I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.

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👤︎ u/KasenPringle
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the moon say to the earth after it got tidally locked?

"You can turn but you can't tide."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Jay-Z is back on Spotify

I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.

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👤︎ u/jerrygergichsmith
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Joke

[at friends house with like 9 dogs]

Me: hey what do you call a fly without wings

Friend: don’t do it

Me: a WALK

[drowns in tidal wave of dogs]

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👤︎ u/kronos723
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Trying to lighten up the mood at the DMV.

I was registering a vehicle to my name that I bought off a guy who had a lean out on it. The credit union who was holding the title took forever and a day to send it my way. Well in California, you need to transfer the vehicle in under five days of the purchase. Unknowingly, I waltz into the joint expecting a boom bam thank you ma'am process. Low and behold the clerk says I owe a hundred and some odd bucks for being late, but I explained her the situation and since it was not my fault she flopped the form to waive this fee.

I saw my opportunity and I pounced...

"So this is the....Tidal Wave?"

I get a blank stare for a solid ten seconds and she slaps down another form saying that I owe 500 dollars in taxes. Good ol' California DMV.

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👤︎ u/my_leggg_guy
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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