Salty puns
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📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Do you think the ocean is so salty

..because it waves at the shore and the shore never waves back?

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Why are ER patients so salty about getting an IV?

Because all they get is normal saline.

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📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Which size bra holds the most salty water?

A sea-cup!

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📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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People can be really salty sometimes.

It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..

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👤︎ u/ShapedHam
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Salty joke

Geez, that freaky old man loaded his shotgun with salt and shot me. Really weird feeling after, like, I was never ass-salted before

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👤︎ u/Dark_Leome
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Someone was a little salty
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📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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The teacher is too salty

Teacher: What is below 7 in the pH scale?
Student: Acids.
Teacher: Good. What is above 7?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Clearly you don't know the basic!

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📅︎ May 27 2020
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Made me quite salty
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📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Some people get salty, but I only get
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📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Why were the British salty about losing America

They got tea-bagged

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👤︎ u/Cynrui
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Don't get salty about it.
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👤︎ u/phut-
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?

It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution

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👤︎ u/TheCovarr
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a salty German?

Sour Kraut.

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👤︎ u/oreimostar
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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A little salty

I wanted to post a joke about sodium but I was like Na, people wouldn’t get it.

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👤︎ u/Medic9910
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Why do fish swim in salty water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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📅︎ May 14 2018
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This is just a little salty
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👤︎ u/phoeniks26
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land dint wave

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👤︎ u/XxTryme
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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What do you call a salty robot

Optimus Brine

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👤︎ u/ZeNordy
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Why is the ocean so salty?

It's full of herring.

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📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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If you're feeling extra salty about being single today...

It's probably because it's Saline-tine's day.

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📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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You might be salty...

But Scotland is saltire.

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📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Salty ocean

Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

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📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why is the ocean salty?

Because the land never waves back.

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👤︎ u/fatdaddy73
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why is the ocean so salty?

No one ever waves back

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📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why is the ocean salty?

Because the land didn’t wave back.

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📅︎ May 15 2020
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back.

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👤︎ u/Sairakas
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why is the ocean salty

Because the land never waves back

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👤︎ u/thor2154
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back.

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📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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👤︎ u/jewishing
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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The ocean is salty

>!because the land never waves back.!<

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📅︎ May 17 2019
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Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
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📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why is the ocean salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back.

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👤︎ u/KidsMaker
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because nobody waves back.

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👤︎ u/nathowm97
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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Why is the ocean salty?

Because you don't wave back

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📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why is the ocean so salty?

The land never waves back.

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👤︎ u/boredguy74
📅︎ May 30 2017
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Do you think the ocean is salty because...

The land never waves back?

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👤︎ u/Elroe
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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The ocean is salty because it waves at land, but land never waves back.
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👤︎ u/tacofrog2
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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