My significant other was not a fan,

Me: what did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?

Her: What?

Me: Nothing they just waved... Sea what I did there?

Her: groans* I hate you (jokingly)

Me: Why are you so salty about it? don't be such a beach.

EDIT: she actually laughed pretty hard after that.

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