Do you think the ocean is so salty
..because it waves at the shore and the shore never waves back?
Why are ER patients so salty about getting an IV?
Because all they get is normal saline.
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin
Which size bra holds the most salty water?
People can be really salty sometimes.
It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..
I got some butter today from my friend's cow, but it tasted just like my own!
I called it my butter from another udder.
I recently joined the Popcorn Army.
I've already been promoted to Kernel.
Women are like the ocean. Vast,deep, and beautiful...
And once a month... It’s shark week.
How does the sea say hello?
Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: That’s pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
Someone was a little salty
The teacher is too salty
Teacher: What is below 7 in the pH scale?
Student: Acids.
Teacher: Good. What is above 7?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Clearly you don't know the basic!
One day, two peanuts were walking down the street.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
Some people get salty, but I only get
Choking on German sausage
Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
Why were the British salty about losing America
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
Don't get salty about it.
I was going to make a joke about chemistry
But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.
What do you call it when you hit a rude teenager with a pack of cracker?
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What do you call a salty German?
Why can't the ocean take a joke?
A little salty
I wanted to post a joke about sodium but I was like Na, people wouldn’t get it.
This is just a little salty
Why do fish swim in salty water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Salty ocean
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land didn’t wave back.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the ocean salty
Because the land never waves back
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
The ocean is salty
>!because the land never waves back.!<
Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because nobody waves back.
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Sodium sodium
Why is the ocean salty?
Because you don't wave back
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