Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
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Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
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Athletes get athlete's foot. What do astronauts get?
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What did the astronaut say to the other astronaut?
I think your spacing out.
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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
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Why do astronauts never get depressed, even if they stay in outer space for months?
There's nothing there to bring them down
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What do astronauts eat for breakfast
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What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?
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How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
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What tv show did the astronaut appear in?
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Why donβt astronauts need health cover?
Because they are never under the weather.
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What is an astronauts favourite drink?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
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How do you get an astronautβs baby to sleep?
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What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
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Where do astronauts go to unwind after a hard day's work?
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What do you call an Italian astronaut?
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I went to astronaut school but flunked the zero-gravitas test.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Dad told me I should be an astronaut...
apparently I have been taking up space for years.
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What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer
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What kind of music do astronauts like?
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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All the astronauts I've met are so bad at returning phone calls.
It's like they've fallen off the face of the earth.
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I could've been an astronaut
But my parents told me the sky's the limit
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I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
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What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
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I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...
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How does an astronaut quiet a crying baby?
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Why were the astronauts quiet ?
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun
Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?
Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.
They said the sky is the limit.
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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What do astronauts use to stay warm?
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Why do astronauts wear spacesuits?
Because they perform better under pressure.
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Why do astronauts use linux?
Because they can't open windows
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︎ Apr 08 2021
So, why did the astronaut leave his girlfriend?
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One astronaut says to another βI canβt find any milk for my coffeeβ
The other astronaut replies βIn space no one can, here use creamβ
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Why do astronauts use linux?
Because they can't open windows
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Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
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Where do astronauts drink in?
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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you canβt open Windows in space.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..
Turns out he just needed a little space.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
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