I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Me when people tell me I make too many puns
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
r/memes have too many puns...
How many puns made me laugh?
I just asked a German citizen how many puns he made
He laughed and then said “nein.”
A man has been jailed for telling too many puns
The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'
[Request] Ducks. I need many puns about ducks ASAP.
How do you call it when there're too many puns?
How many puns did the baby cub say today?
Cubs cant speak English, so it must of been a bear-minimum.
So many puns! [X-POST FROM /R/FUNNY]
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
How many germs are there in Germany ?
How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
How many problems do people have with Comcast?
I never understood why this guy hosts so many tournaments.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
- This left ear, his right ear, and space, the final frontier.
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
People are often surprised at how many risks I take.
My board game closet is stuffed!
My boss said to me "You're the worst train driver ever! How many have you derailed this year?!"
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
How many apples grow on trees?
You hear about the dude that drank so many margs he almost died?
How come there are so many people named “Smith” and “Jones” in the phone book?
Because they all have phones.
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
How many times in a day can you look at a clock?
Do you know what’s wrong on so many levels?
Having sex on an elevator.
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
How many Mafiosos does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to shoot the witnesses.
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