I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbbeelzebob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Me when people tell me I make too many puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atrashx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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r/memes have too many puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaRomea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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To. Many. Puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingoctopus800
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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How many puns made me laugh?

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MindStudio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I just asked a German citizen how many puns he made

He laughed and then said β€œnein.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StellarStarmie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Too.Many.Puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milbei_Culapte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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A man has been jailed for telling too many puns

The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadpoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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[Request] Ducks. I need many puns about ducks ASAP.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepercreepers9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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How do you call it when there're too many puns?

Apuncalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDesaj2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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How many puns did the baby cub say today?

Cubs cant speak English, so it must of been a bear-minimum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solsius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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How many Puns in 10 Seconds? youtube.com/watch?v=n2-wB…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediMasterJared
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnesTheNoble
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2012
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So many puns! [X-POST FROM /R/FUNNY]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmCthuluAMA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2012
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I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.

Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"

"Why is it in a bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games

What a stupid thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightshade_1612
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozen007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..

..they make me feel even number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I have many jokes about the unemployed.

Sadly, none of them work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on what you want it to change into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nixus42
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...

...but they actually have very little in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Open_Tower2999
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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How many germs are there in Germany ?

Many.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I never understood why this guy hosts so many tournaments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PangwinAndTertle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I bought my daughter a Dorito bed. After many hours of assembly I told her she was free to lay in it.

Because it was Frito Lay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperTyden
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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How many problems do people have with Comcast?

Xfinity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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How many IT guys does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One. But he just turns it off and on again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charger_3000
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C_Citizenz
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I thought I heard news of a country making money out of soft pear-shaped fruits with sweet dark flesh and many small seeds...

But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
  1. This left ear, his right ear, and space, the final frontier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpschmidtlein
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How did so many Pokemon end up with covid?

Must have been from all the koffing and weezing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?

Only Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pter0phyllum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Neil Armstrong went through many keyboards

He kept wearing out the space key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?

Now you can only do a-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your-turn
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...

It was overcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian!

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My boss said to me "You're the worst train driver ever! How many have you derailed this year?!"

I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorGarfanzo
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelsgirl2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How many dads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. One to screw in the lightbulb...

And no one to write his jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyonlion
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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