I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Me when people tell me I make too many puns
r/memes have too many puns...
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
How many puns made me laugh?
I just asked a German citizen how many puns he made
He laughed and then said “nein.”
A man has been jailed for telling too many puns
The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'
[Request] Ducks. I need many puns about ducks ASAP.
How do you call it when there're too many puns?
How many puns did the baby cub say today?
Cubs cant speak English, so it must of been a bear-minimum.
So many puns! [X-POST FROM /R/FUNNY]
I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.
Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"
"Why is it in a bucket?"
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
I have many jokes about the unemployed.
Sadly, none of them work.
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on what you want it to change into.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...
...but they actually have very little in common.
How many germs are there in Germany ?
How many apples grow on a tree?
How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
I never understood why this guy hosts so many tournaments.
I bought my daughter a Dorito bed. After many hours of assembly I told her she was free to lay in it.
How many problems do people have with Comcast?
How many IT guys does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One. But he just turns it off and on again.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?
I thought I heard news of a country making money out of soft pear-shaped fruits with sweet dark flesh and many small seeds...
But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
- This left ear, his right ear, and space, the final frontier.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
How did so many Pokemon end up with covid?
Must have been from all the koffing and weezing.
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
Neil Armstrong went through many keyboards
He kept wearing out the space key.
Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
My boss said to me "You're the worst train driver ever! How many have you derailed this year?!"
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many dads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. One to screw in the lightbulb...
And no one to write his jokes.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
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