I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
Not too many people named lance these days
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
Saw on Facebook thought I’d share.
Not many people knew that the spa is closed
A lot of them didn’t get the massage.
Not many people know about this, but when I was in college, I majored in surfing.
They called me a “rad” student.
I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
Not many people can drink gasoline
Not many people know that Hitler had a twin brother. He was a recluse because he was very possessive and a hypochondriac.
But he did write a book titled "Mine Cough".
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist
His name was Frank Enstein
Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.
It’s 90108
^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...
My brother regrets many things in life but mostly he regrets not ever having a wild time before settling down and having kids.
TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
Not sure how many here will get it, but posting anyway.
Breaking News: A turtleneck seller is to appear in court for selling his turtlenecks to the public, and just killing so many turtles. And sweater or not he wins, he was really a bad salesman.
Not quite a dad joke, more of a dad insult. “You ate too many dumb dumb candies and not enough smarties”
That came from my 11 year old son
Not many people know Noah was amazing at archery
You should have seen his arc!
Not many people have heard about the movie Constipated
Probably because it never came out
People think I give too many orders. I'm not bossy...
I just know what they should be doing.
Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge
But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.
Not many people know this, but there is a difference between illegal and unlawful.
Unlawful means something is against the law, while illegal is a sick bird.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus start laughing? (Hint: Not 8)
My dad doesn't make many jokes, but this one was too good not to share.
I have letter magnets on my fridge so people can spell out messages. For some reason my dad put up "YOYO TRICKS". I'm completely baffled by what this is supposed to mean. So I ask him and he replies "What's a yo-yo trick?" The first one to come to mind is "walk the dog". He was telling me to walk the dog.
Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.
One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.
(XPOST from TIFU, not mine) PSA: Try not to tell so many amazing jokes that you accidentally kill someone.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ti69w/tifu_by_taking_my_dad_to_the_supermarket_and/
I read this and figured you guys would like to read this too.
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
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