The Crusader Puns

A list of puns related to "The Crusader"

The Capped Crusader
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👤︎ u/LittleJohnnyBrook
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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This year I’m on a crusade to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes

It’s about raisin awareness

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👤︎ u/HuangWaang
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Why were the crusaders so eager to fing the holy grail?

They needed something to put their Saladin.

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👤︎ u/wookiewithabrush
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?

The king offered him a free palace stein

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Why did the children's crusades fail?

There wasn't enough infantry.

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👤︎ u/Infootto
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Where did the crusaders put their juice?

In de juice vult

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👤︎ u/MagmaNaught
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes OST
  1. "Level Plaguing Field"
  2. "Look Who’s Stalking"
  3. "The Great Ape Processional"
  4. "Past Their Primates"
  5. "Close Encounters of the Furred Kind"
  6. "Monkey to the City"
  7. "The Lost City of Chimpanzee"
  8. "Along Simian Lines"
  9. "Caesar No Evil, Hear No Evil"
  10. "Monkey See, Monkey Coup"
  11. "Gorilla Warfare" 7:37
  12. "The Apes of Wrath"
  13. "Gibbon Take"
  14. "Aped Crusaders"
  15. "How Bonobo Can You Go"
  16. "Enough Monkeying Around"
  17. "Primates for Life"
  18. "Planet of the End Credits"
  19. "Ain’t That a Stinger"
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👤︎ u/walruspowers
📅︎ Jul 17 2014
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