A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I’ve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.
I should’ve seen it coming, but... you know.
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
Me when people tell me I make too many puns
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
I have made myself too many places to store books.
Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
My grandfather died after eating too many gingerbread houses last Christmas.
Doctors said it was munch housin’ syndrome.
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
If you have too many 12s…
What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
I have way too many gloves
If anyone wants them, you're welcome to take them off my hands
I went to buy some bees from a beekeeper, I asked him for 100 bees and he counted out 110. I said "No, no that's too many" He replied...
"Dont worry, those are freebees"
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
So many people these days are too judgmental
I can tell just by looking at them
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
Too many people have been making COVID-19 jokes
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
people are making too many coronavirus jokes
like seriously? people die from it, its a pundemic
I ate too many rowing paddles
I saw a reddit post about someone having too many Dracula figurines
I knew my brother had the same problem, but the reddit account wasn't his. I told him about it and he said it was his post, so I asked "Throw away account?" He said "Yeah, good idea, I didn't think about that"
Too many apostrophes for comfort.
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
I got sick from taking too many supplements for my anemia.
r/memes have too many puns...
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
What do you get when you eat too many ciabatta rolls?
Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting too many trees ?
I'm never donating blood again. They ask too many questions.
Why do they want to know where I got it from? Or why it's in bucket?
I went into a pet shop and asked for 12 bees. The owner counted out 13 and gave them to me. I told him, "you gave me 1 too many." He responded...
My kid came home in tears after one too many True/False tests...
something needs to be done about boolean in schools
After one too many jokes about farm animals, my wife couldn't take it anymore. She told me to get out.
How do you call it when there're too many puns?
So many people are too judgmental these days...
I can tell just by looking at them
So many people these days are too judgemental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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