CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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In the US we say nationwide. In Chile and Argentina do they say nationlong?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vedrick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?

Many of them are behind bars now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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A nationwide survey revealed that 3 out of 4 people

make up 75% of the population.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadVudu_12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL

It’s Nationwide now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squadly_santana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Egg Commercials

I don't know if this is a nationwide thing, but in New Jersey, we get commercials for a brand of eggs called "Eggland's Best."

Their slogan is "better eggs" so every time the commercial comes on, my dad says, without fail, "Who says they're the best? The egg-sperts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlezep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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After passing this guy on our 16 hour family drive today,

My son in the back seat says; "Dad Waze shows the speed limit is 65mph but we are we are going faster than that. Are you breaking the law by speeding? I had to slow down to let my wife take this picture because I replied "It's all going to be ok, Nationwide is by our side!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backwudsmodified
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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Dadjoked by a Constitutional Law professor.

This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -

"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."

Crickets.

"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."

More crickets.

"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PortlyGoldfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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