A list of puns related to "Nationwide"
They are calling it “Woof and Meowth disease”
Many of them are behind bars now.
make up 75% of the population.
It’s Nationwide now
I don't know if this is a nationwide thing, but in New Jersey, we get commercials for a brand of eggs called "Eggland's Best."
Their slogan is "better eggs" so every time the commercial comes on, my dad says, without fail, "Who says they're the best? The egg-sperts!"
My son in the back seat says; "Dad Waze shows the speed limit is 65mph but we are we are going faster than that. Are you breaking the law by speeding? I had to slow down to let my wife take this picture because I replied "It's all going to be ok, Nationwide is by our side!"
This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -
"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."
Crickets.
"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."
More crickets.
"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."
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