My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
How can there be a national coin shortage?
What genre are national anthems?
Technically all national anthems
Today is National Sound Check Day
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
How many bodies are buried in Arlington National Cemetery?
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest
And he won! I read it in the French press
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
Yesterday was national sewing day..
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park
I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?
Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...
The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...
She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"
I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".
The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.
Feb 22 is National Railroad Day!
2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?
The National Center for Disease Control just downgraded the coronavirus.
They say it’s a corona lite virus now.
I know a really great joke about the Army Reserve and National Guard...
But it only works one weekend out of the month.
I just heard it's National Orgasm Day next Thursday!
This was a National Geographic Cover
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Next week is National Diarrhea Week..
Did you know today is National Hindsight Day?
Or really, it should have been.
National Orgasm day is coming (July 31)
You should really try to get off that day if you can.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...
He loves being in the limelight.
When it's national Pizza Day but no one makes Pizza memes...
What genre is national anthems ?
What genre of music are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
Technically all national anthems are...
They should rename national anthems to...
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
What genre is the national anthem?
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